[00:00:02] Family: To you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Ben. Happy birthday to you. And many more. Don’t know it yet. You have to do it. That’s enough.
[00:00:31] Elizabeth: Okay, let’s um, open up your desk, Ben.
[00:00:35] Jody: Joe, you’re making a mess on the table,
[00:00:36] Elizabeth: Joe.
[00:00:38] Jody: Jared, don’t you do that, Ben. Here, let’s, Ben, still, put it down, please. You, you get, you get rid of that mess. Oh, yeah, I’ll get
[00:00:48] DeLoa: rid of that mess. Yeah, that’s fine. Sorry about that. Ha! What? Oh, look at that little dog. And then, um, they closed the lock.
Oh my goodness. Happy birthday to you. Oh no, there he goes. Happy birthday to you. Did you say that? I thought we should say the ham. Happy
[00:01:23] Family: birthday to you. I thought we should say the ham. I guess he’s still around. Happy birthday to you. Don’t do that. Nobody wants to eat that cake. Okay. What’s
[00:01:38] Jody: his name? You missed him.
You missed him. I’m sorry, dear. You’re missing Dan’s gift. Oh, here’s one
[00:01:49] Family: for Dan’s gift deal. Oh, wow. Yeah, you can tie that around his belt and jump in the pool. What is it? Just what a dumbbell always wanted. I mean,
[00:02:05] Elizabeth: It’s a weight. Isn’t it supposed to have a rod thing to go with it though? Oh, I don’t know.
[00:02:12] DeLoa: You knew there was something, you know.
[00:02:13] Elizabeth: Okay. It’s gonna get disturbed bit by bit, huh?
[00:02:17] DeLoa: Actually, it’s a foolish ring.
[00:02:20] Elizabeth: That’s for his, uh, new weight bench that he wanted. What
[00:02:25] Family: else have you got for him besides that?
Unknown (several instances, not specific individuals)
[00:00:00] Gil: Weird. I’ve been riding a bus the last couple days.
This lady says, you know, she said, I sit up front because all the derelicts sit in the back. So I got up and left . The back of the bus
[00:00:33] Elizabeth: lady said that too. Mm-Hmm. .
[00:00:36] Gil: She says All the deux go to the back of the bus. So
[00:00:38] Elizabeth: you went to the Beck’s office? I got
[00:00:39] Gil: up and walked to the back of the bus. . Oh,
[00:00:44] Elizabeth: sorry.
[00:00:45] Gil: I can take a hint, right?
That’s where I’ve been riding ever since. Did she give you any change before you left? No, not yet.
[00:01:00] Elizabeth: I’d be glad to help. Bring something for anybody that wants anything. I’d say a little salt and sugar. Anybody like salt and pepper?
[00:01:17] Gil: Get up off that carpet and get out. How
[00:01:22] Unknown: did
[00:01:23] Gil: it go? The ham was real good, Mom. That was just perfect.
[00:01:32] Elizabeth: Well, I can’t take the credit for that, Dad.
[00:01:37] Unknown: Why not?
[00:01:41] Gil: That farmer, Ron, called his hammer. That’s not what it
[00:01:48] Elizabeth: is. Hmm.
Boy, we’re on with spotlights on us and everything.
[00:02:06] Gil: I got a funny feeling that camera’s rolling. Is it? Rolling?
[00:02:11] Elizabeth: Oh, no. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Is it
[00:02:15] Gil: going to happen just
[00:02:16] Elizabeth: yet? Did
[00:02:17] Unknown: I spill
[00:02:18] Gil: anything on my hand? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Now it’s starting
[00:02:24] Elizabeth: to get a temperature. Hi, camera. Hi, camera. Hi, camera. Hi, camera. Dad’s camera.
[00:02:32] Unknown: Hi, camera.
[00:02:36] Elizabeth: Hi, camera. What’s
[00:02:38] Gil: that hanging off your pinky, Dad?
[00:02:40] Elizabeth: Oh.
[00:02:43] Gil: Maybe I should go zoom in on that. Zoom in on that there, will ya?
[00:02:47] Elizabeth: And Mom. I’m gonna zoom in on it. He’s up to.
[00:02:51] Gil: He found it in his comic hamburger. Yeah. Down on the handle, Randy. Down on the handle. There. TW.
[00:03:07] Elizabeth: Yeah, I’m adjusting stuff in my face.
[00:03:09] Gil: Coming in?
Yeah. Right there? Yeah. Do I need to focus now? Should be in focus. Put it back where you were. Uh, it doesn’t appear to be in focus to me. Excuse me. I think the focus is on automatic. It says auto.
[00:03:32] Elizabeth: Well, put it to manual so you can get a better focus.
[00:03:35] Gil: Focus on the
[00:03:38] Elizabeth: ribbon.
[00:03:39] Gil: Put
[00:03:40] Elizabeth: it to
[00:03:42] Gil: manual. Focus
[00:03:44] Elizabeth: on
[00:03:45] Gil: the
[00:03:46] Elizabeth: ribbon.
[00:03:47] Gil: I guess
[00:03:49] Elizabeth: that’s
[00:03:50] Gil: it. No, it takes it out of focus. Jim,
[00:03:52] Elizabeth: are you ready for some more bread? It’s focusing
[00:03:54] Gil: on the wall back here, Bob.
[00:03:55] Elizabeth: So focus on
[00:03:59] Gil: the ribbon and just leave it that way. I have a
[00:04:03] Elizabeth: question.
This will last you a while. Show them out
[00:04:09] Gil: there. Show them. Got that on focus now, Randy? Yeah. Mom, put your hand out there with Dad’s. Okay, hold on.
[00:04:24] Elizabeth: Say Merry Christmas, child of our mother.
[00:04:27] Gil: Merry Christmas, child of our mother. Here, put your hand on top of
[00:04:31] Elizabeth: his. Here, give me that. There we go. Like a newlywed. Like a newlywed. Yeah, really. Okay, honey, got it?
[00:04:41] Gil: Yep.
[00:04:42] Elizabeth: Ready?
[00:04:44] Gil: Put it back so we can see everybody. Okay, Dad.
[00:04:47] Elizabeth: Jim, do you want some, uh, power in? No, just turn the
[00:04:50] Gil: camera that way.
No,
[00:04:51] Elizabeth: did you say? How do you think I need the
[00:04:53] Unknown: chair? He’s gonna poke me right on this plate.
[00:04:59] Elizabeth: See how I eat the whole thing. I was really hungry when I got here. That’s good for you. Most of that.
[00:05:18] Unknown: Whatever makes you happy. Do you want to
[00:05:23] Elizabeth: say hi? You know this picture’s a good one.
When John’s got a pen in his eye and he has a cell phone. Uh huh. I found it at David’s. Other days there’s none of this. You know I need a copy of it. I want to draw it. Oh, they want copies though? No. Randy won’t want copies of it. Is that the video? No, not the video. Oh, you can get a copy of the video too.
Oh, don’t we have a copy of
[00:05:52] Unknown: the video? Yeah, we’re supposed to do that. Can we
[00:05:54] Elizabeth: get a copy of the video? We don’t know what it is. I don’t know. Let’s take the pictures themselves instead. When we, when David, uh, set up the camera on the timer, we were standing up in front of it. Of a stand? We’ve never been able to find it.
David has. I wonder what he had to make. He asked me if I wanted coffee, and I said yes. And I figured you had to make it. I don’t even, I don’t even know which camera those were, but none do you. We’ll get them once I
[00:06:21] Gil: walk 454.
[00:06:23] Elizabeth: Randy, do you want some more, uh, garlic bread?
[00:06:27] Gil: No, I’m fine. Is this what you wanted?
[00:06:29] Elizabeth: I went to
[00:06:38] Gil: Calculator, so I want y’all to know
[00:06:41] Elizabeth: that.
[00:06:43] Gil: Fourteen hours of Calculator, so. Incredible. You forgot to plug it in, right?
[00:06:53] Unknown: It wasn’t our fault.
Randy, can I get you
[00:07:01] Elizabeth: another piece of ham?
Oh, Randy.
Jody, you should sit over there so you’re not just here. Yeah, Jody’s on
[00:07:16] Unknown: primetime TV.
[00:07:19] Elizabeth: You lucked out. Next time I’m sitting there. This is
[00:07:24] Gil: Jody here, in case you can’t tell.
Turn around and give them a
[00:07:30] Elizabeth: little
[00:07:32] Unknown: wave, Jody.
[00:07:36] Elizabeth: Did you take the fountain? Oh, yeah. We’re going to be crying. No,
[00:07:52] Unknown: that’s great.
[00:07:56] Elizabeth: I think we need more conversation. Been blind to watch. I Darby you guys come converse now. Let me eat. Go ahead. You guys good for a couple laughs.
[00:08:17] Unknown: That’s one. It’s two.
[00:08:20] Elizabeth: Hey,
[00:08:21] Gil: it’s two over here. Jim, you wanted to be three. Fourteen hours, huh? Jim, what a calculator.
[00:08:35] Elizabeth: Right. Hey look, Patrick. This 12 C.
[00:08:43] Gil: Way to configure. You can program it.
[00:08:48] Elizabeth: Tell us some of the jokes we heard up at the high street. Get that watch. Tell us if you’re real estate for ya.
[00:08:56] Gil: Yeah, a hundred dollar little calculator.
All sorts of games, huh? Pretty incredible.
[00:09:02] Elizabeth: I
[00:09:05] Gil: don’t know who I’ve already told this joke to, but whoever’s here will laugh anyway. Okay.
[00:09:25] Elizabeth: We were in
[00:09:25] Gil: the High Priest dinner
[00:09:27] Elizabeth: the other day, and our
[00:09:29] Gil: Student President is quite a card anyway.
[00:09:33] Elizabeth: In fact, when they put him in, they said we may all just laugh our way to the celestial heaven. I thought that was funny, because he is, he’s just a card. Okay. for your time.
[00:09:44] Gil: You’re on. You’re cleared for take off, Gail.
You’re cleared for take off. Anyway, one of the jokes he told,
[00:09:50] Elizabeth: Do you want some chocolate? In the
[00:09:53] Gil: Fiji Islands, brains are a delicacy. So, they decided that they were having a, um, high priest dinner there, and so they decided that, to have a, a real splurge. So the fellow in charge went to the meat market to check on, on brains, and he was surprised by a specific reporter.
And, uh, they had, uh, Elder Springs for 1. 95 a pound. And they had Bishop Springs for 2. 95 a pound. And they had State Presidents Springs for 5. 95 a pound. And the fellow says, How can you charge 5. 95 for State Presidents Springs? He calls you out, he says, You have no idea how many state presidents it takes to get a pound of bread.
Now, Barbara has one. Marvy, tell me the joke.
[00:11:00] Unknown: I don’t want you to tell one. Terry Ridman, please. Tell it for me. I’m talking about not to tell his wife at all.
[00:11:08] Elizabeth: This is good. They
[00:11:11] Unknown: all have
[00:11:12] Elizabeth: to know. Which one of my better jokes do you want to hear? Which one do you want me to pick up?
Yeah. Okay, go ahead,
[00:11:26] Gil: Barb.
[00:11:26] Elizabeth: This is a
[00:11:27] Gil: light bulb joke. This is
[00:11:29] Elizabeth: a puff joke. A
[00:11:30] Gil: light bulb. A
[00:11:31] Elizabeth: light
[00:11:32] Gil: bulb. A
[00:11:33] Elizabeth: light bulb.
[00:11:35] Gil: A little loud speaker.
[00:11:36] Elizabeth: How many Mormon ladies does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t know. You heard
[00:11:41] Gil: this one? No. I heard it.
[00:11:43] Elizabeth: I do.
[00:11:44] Gil: What’s about love?
[00:11:45] Elizabeth: What
[00:11:45] Gil: is it? What is it?
[00:11:47] Elizabeth: Twelve. One to screw in the bulb and eleven to make That
[00:11:52] Gil: is cute.
[00:11:52] Elizabeth: You hear about the, So close to the truth.
[00:11:58] Gil: You know, you hear about the black guy and the Polack working together in this warehouse. And the black guy says, I’m gonna, I’m gonna do something dumb. So I can collect unemployment, I’ll get fired, I can collect unemployment. Polof says, gee, okay, you know, I’m going to be working here by myself.
So the black guy gets up and hangs from the rafters, hanging upside down. The boss comes in and says, what are you doing? The black guy says, I’m a light bulb. And the guy says, you get down from here, you’re fired, you get out of here. And the Polof is following him out. And the boss says, Where do you think you’re going?
[00:00:00] DeLoa: We have more money than Sam. Hey, hey, do somebody want me? They got acquainted right at me. Tell your jokes, Betty. For me, he’s such a joker, too.
[00:00:21] Randy: Jim, do you know what cut off means? You’re about to get cut off. From all of the fine pleasures of life. If you don’t, we’ll mess you with a joke.
Jodie, check it out. Look where the camera is. Now go ahead, look over there.
[00:00:51] DeLoa: Look, I, I
[00:00:52] Randy: pointed right at ya!
[00:00:54] DeLoa: Jody, Jody, how was your Christmas party last night? Was it fun?
[00:00:58] Randy: You had a party and you didn’t invite me?
[00:01:01] DeLoa: That’s bull ass. I
[00:01:09] Randy: guess this guy says, you know the difference between a shower
[00:01:14] DeLoa: A
[00:01:15] Randy: shower curtain and toilet paper?
And the guy says, no, what is it? And I says, you’re not coming to my house.
[00:01:31] Randy: Do you know the difference between cheap champagne and expensive champagne? No. Okay, we’re having a
[00:01:40] DeLoa: party at my house.
[00:01:51] Randy: I heard that on the radio about the You know the difference between the shower curtain and the toilet
[00:01:56] DeLoa: seat? Come on! No, what’s
[00:01:58] Randy: the difference?
[00:01:59] DeLoa: Is it the monitor?
[00:02:01] Randy: What are you doing, Dad? Monitor? I’m just gonna hook
[00:02:06] DeLoa: the monitor up in the sink. What’s the score? What’s the score? You’re hooking up the monitor.
What’s the score? I mean, there’s zero in the funeral around here, don’t you? Yeah. Now, this is the
[00:02:20] unknown: Holy Boy.
[00:02:22] DeLoa: BYU.
[00:02:23] unknown: Yes. And there, there’s a, uh, common family to bet on the game.
[00:02:29] DeLoa: I’m giving them grand, thank
[00:02:30] unknown: you.
[00:02:31] DeLoa: You mean in this round? Yeah. You better get some BYU. How dare you?
[00:02:37] unknown: Ten points? I had to. What’s that?
BYU. Oh, it’s like it says. Did you guys bet?
[00:02:46] DeLoa: Yeah, Tommy Hamlin. Didn’t you hear? I didn’t get in on it.
[00:02:51] unknown: BYU wins by seven, which I think they will all still win. How many cards did you give away?
[00:02:56] DeLoa: Ten. Oh, he
[00:02:57] Randy: gave you ten? Yeah. You want to bet another cheeseburger on
[00:03:02] DeLoa: it? Laughter I know
[00:03:09] Randy: after you finish his, you won’t eat mine.
[00:03:11] DeLoa: Hey, check in her, you know, you want to know where I come from, check it over here. It’s Julio. Center, BYU and, uh, UCLA. Good game. I never watched him. I was cooking as a kid. I watched him very closely.
[00:03:49] Randy: What did you do with that?
[00:03:50] DeLoa: Oh, you watched football. No, this was baseball. I mean basketball. What game was that then?
Just running over the goal line.
[00:04:02] Randy: Hey, John?
[00:04:03] DeLoa: And just before he crossed the line, He pissed the ball up like, like he was gonna spike it. Mm-Hmm. And he lost it on the other side. So hard for team. Got it
[00:04:14] unknown: down.
[00:04:16] DeLoa: Where
[00:04:16] unknown: was it?
[00:04:17] DeLoa: I wasn’t watching it. Just a case in the
[00:04:23] unknown: first once while
[00:04:27] Randy: I used five inches Monitor. Oh. I’m sure they
[00:04:34] DeLoa: found that. Yes, they did.
[00:04:38] Randy: Well, thanks for your time and trouble. What
[00:04:39] DeLoa: did you want, honey?
[00:04:41] Randy: We wanted you to, you need to, turn the monitor this way so she can see it. Yeah, how can I, how
[00:04:47] DeLoa: can I just do that? Yeah, see the monitor, aren’t I? Are you getting ready for a joke, to tell a joke?
No, I don’t know one. If I knew a joke, I’d be married to one. A joke? Come here.
Okay, here I come. We said it was her turn to tell a joke. She said, I’m married to one. She’s married to one. Uh oh. Hey, don’t jiggle the camera when it’s pointed at me. No,
[00:05:30] Randy: Randy just put some on his food anyway.
[00:05:50] unknown: In the monitor. Oh,
[00:05:52] DeLoa: you guys can see the monitor.
[00:05:55] Randy: There you go.
[00:05:55] DeLoa: Put it up. You put, put it
[00:05:57] Randy: up on the chair
[00:05:58] DeLoa: so we can see it around the, how about the organ bench? Have you got any
[00:06:02] Randy: cue cards you could hold up? Hey, can we change the picture?
[00:06:07] DeLoa: Randy wants it on him. Why don’t you put the organ bench over there? Go help your daddy.
He’s alright. Oh, don’t put it up there, dear, please. It’s cool. It’s gonna break, and that’s mine. Boy, I have some of my own things. There’s the right picture there. Julio. Julio. Oh, no. The only thing I have is paid for. You showed that, you showed that last time, Randy. I know. But it’s bigger than this.
You just need to write the date on it. I know it.
[00:06:51] Randy: You take the same vitamins I do, you’re going to be like this too, Johnny. Here, you want one?
John, talk to the camera, would you? Tell us about, uh, the jet
[00:07:21] DeLoa: and de
[00:07:21] Randy: icing, really. I’ll
[00:07:22] DeLoa: just pass them, and I’ll just fire them up right here, and then we’ll put them in the Jet
[00:07:29] unknown: lag. Jet lag. That’s what we have. These, huh?
[00:07:33] DeLoa: Yeah.
[00:07:34] unknown: Talk about the ridiculous button ways. It’s not a bad
[00:07:37] DeLoa: picture, is it? It’s
[00:07:39] Randy: not
[00:07:39] unknown: bad.
Hey,
[00:07:40] Randy: I want
[00:07:40] unknown: all my
[00:07:40] Randy: burger I’m gonna get.
[00:07:41] DeLoa: What do you want? Your pickle here. Pickle,
[00:07:44] Randy: cheeseburger. I
[00:07:45] DeLoa: want a bag of
[00:07:46] Randy: coke. Uh, root
[00:07:47] DeLoa: beer. Root beer.
John? Yeah? I’ll get a monitor. Yeah, you need to turn the other way, John, so we can get
[00:07:59] Randy: you away. He
[00:08:01] DeLoa: turns the other way. I’ll take over until you have it seated. Boy, I shouldn’t be getting this. You’re getting this? I think it’s right here. Okay. I’m going to need some fire to start the lid.
[00:08:29] Randy: Are you leaving?
[00:08:29] DeLoa: Uh, about five minutes. I’m sure you’re closer to a bed than I am. I don’t understand all the ramifications of that. I was
[00:08:53] Randy: wounded on the course. Yeah, I kept running into the wall.
[00:08:58] DeLoa: Yeah, I did.
[00:09:00] Randy: Hey. There it went.
[00:09:04] DeLoa: There
[00:09:04] unknown: it is over there. Yeah, I’m finished. Now what’s going over there? Yeah. Carry on with the game.
Keep your eye on
[00:09:15] DeLoa: it.
[00:09:22] Randy: Are you two playing, Dad? Yeah. Okay.
[00:09:31] DeLoa: Those little things won’t play in my tapes anymore, will they? Oh, it’s not worth much.
[00:09:39] unknown: Me, they do.
[00:09:40] DeLoa: Okay.
[00:09:41] unknown: Well, this has, this is a little 20 minute cassette. Oh, good. I have an adapter that goes on the TV. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
[00:09:52] DeLoa: I can copy anything I want.
[00:09:56] unknown: So I can put it on
[00:09:57] Randy: beta. He can copy anything, did you hear that?
Copy, like in copyright.
So far he’s done Star Wars, 20, 000 edition.
We eat two at 49 a week. Yeah. Eat, eat, go home.
[00:10:27] unknown: Come out here and stop football time. Sit down and see what’s going on. Yeah, let’s see what’s going on. What’s happening here? All the guys are gone. Excuse us, goodbye. Nobody will ever excuse you, Josh.
[00:10:39] Randy: Ha, ha,
[00:10:39] DeLoa: ha. This bread is delicious. I’m grabbing the other one. Oh, wonderful. for your call. I’m going to ask that I give you what I want.
