Tag: humor

Posted on

Reed 22 Gil and DeLoa Reed’s Family: Celebrating Togetherness and Unexpected Announcements

  • David
  • Barb
  • Andrew
  • DeLoa
  • Randy
  • Uncle Randy
  • Elizabeth
  • Pat
  • John
  • Barbara
  • Jim
  • Jodi
  • Gil
  • Mr. Roeder
  • Mrs. Roeder
  • Dave

[00:00:00] David: We’re having a party

[00:00:01] Unknown: tonight.

Oh, look at that,

[00:00:16] David: Barb.

[00:00:17] Unknown: Oh, hello! I have to take him out of the clown box. Have you seen it? You guys haven’t seen it yet? Oh, he’s getting so excited. Look how big he is. Hi. Hi, Andrew. Hey, Andrew. He’s a different look like anybody. I know. He’s totally different.

[00:00:39] David: Hey, can, can, can, uh, somebody have twins and have, uh,

[00:00:43] Unknown: does the

[00:00:44] David: father be different?

Who

[00:00:45] Unknown: did you come from? Two different fathers. Two different fathers,

[00:00:47] David: yeah.

[00:00:47] Unknown: Hi. Oh, you so cute. Look at her smile. You can.

And

I hope they’re okay. Why don’t you come sit up here?

You were hoping you could probably does.

[00:01:24] DeLoa: During dinner, they’re finding out so many things about kids.

[00:01:32] Unknown: Before birth, they learn, they learn to tone your voice. You know, I mean, they know so much at birth, it’s incredible. Look. Hi

[00:01:45] David: Andrew!

[00:01:46] Unknown: It’s

[00:01:47] David: me,

[00:01:48] Unknown: Uncle Randy! Hi, Andrew.

[00:01:52] David: Aren’t you lucky. Isn’t he precious? You were

[00:01:54] Unknown: almost born in New York. Yeah. I know. I know. I know. We’ll, uh, we’ll, uh, issue a plate. Yeah, you may want to go to the microwave.

Okay, Elizabeth, come and sit down.

See what they brought. My dad,

that’s the reed name. Biggest

[00:02:43] David: gun you can buy.

[00:02:44] DeLoa: No,

[00:02:49] Unknown: there’s just a half a round.

[00:02:53] David: I’ve got a friend that he says every 4th of July he goes out, fires off his 44, 50 rounds he goes through. Just so everybody around knows he’s got the biggest gun on the block. He said nobody ever steals anything from him.

[00:03:11] Unknown: We all came down to look at it.

Did you hear about Pat? Alarm going off and he slept right through it.

[00:03:22] David: Pat slept through this alarm going off? Dad, now look, you’re going to break your feet again.

[00:03:27] DeLoa: What kind of alarm was it? Hump? You mean Hummel? Look, Dad’s

[00:03:30] David: trying to be a bird. Look, everybody.

[00:03:31] DeLoa: Dad,

[00:03:32] Unknown: be careful. Yeah,

[00:03:38] David: I like her out

[00:03:39] Unknown: in the hall.

Keep an eye on her. Oh no, I’m going to get that.

[00:03:45] David: There you go.

[00:03:46] Unknown: Oh, you can come over here.

[00:03:47] David: This one’s rolling. Wave to the movie camera.

[00:03:52] Unknown: Okay,

[00:03:52] David: everybody, look this way. Yeah, Dad, hey, John. Hey, everybody. Pop.

[00:03:57] Unknown: Oh. Need to do some more. Wait a minute. Elizabeth

[00:04:00] DeLoa: is going to go around my baby. Okay. Elizabeth.

[00:04:03] Unknown: Elizabeth.

Elizabeth, sit down. She’s got a couple inches, maybe. Don’t jump, Dad. I would. But then I’d If I moved it

[00:04:13] David: Elizabeth, I can’t Why don’t you stand up, my baby? No, no, no. John. John, look. Come on, sit down right there. Uh, I wanna keep standing up back there,

[00:04:21] Unknown: obviously in the way here. Johnny’s gonna

[00:04:23] David: shoot. Okay, John, here we go.

Here we go. Right here. Open your eyes. Everybody turn the baby around here so I can see everybody. Open your eyes. Who’s got ’em closed? Okay, here we go. Right here.

[00:04:34] DeLoa: Now I’d like one of us all to stand here and say, Why aren’t you doing a video?

[00:04:39] David: He is. Keep complaining, Mom. This is all being filmed.

[00:04:43] Unknown: Oh, no.

That’s not fair, Dad. I thought you were doing the video, Gil. Is that going to be on the video? You rascal.

It’s okay, Mom. It’s on the video.

Why doesn’t somebody tell a joke? Turn around and tell a joke. John. John. John, come over and sit up.

[00:05:17] David: Yeah.

[00:05:18] Unknown: Dad’s

[00:05:19] David: in charge tonight. Any questions? No, thank you. There’s

[00:05:23] Unknown: one person missing from He must be a hero to you all, isn’t he? Oh, I’m one of your

[00:05:28] DeLoa: officers. Uh, let John turn around and Mom, pick your

[00:05:31] David: clock up and show what John brought you.

[00:05:34] DeLoa: Okay. And Barbara?

[00:05:36] David: This went through the bomb scare that John and Barbara had on the plane. They were five hours late. Can I zoom this in on

[00:05:43] Unknown: it? Yeah.

[00:05:45] David: Bomb threat.

[00:05:47] Unknown: And then I think it would be fun to have John tell about that. Tell about what? Thank you, John. Beautiful.

[00:05:55] David: It has a T and a W. Hit the T. And then aim it.

Now, uh, John, John and Barbara brought down this big old python gun for Dad. See, and he’s got it there.

[00:06:10] Unknown: And John’s going to tell us about how, when he went through, I was going to say customs. Yeah.

[00:06:16] David: John, am I back from NOM? How is the little jumpy coming back from NOM?

Tell us about the bomb scare so we can get it on, uh That’s pretty heavy duty,

[00:06:29] Unknown: John. Yeah,

[00:06:32] David: turn your chair around and Boys, bring the camera over here. Hey, John, turn your chair the other way. Can you, John? The light’s right in the back of your head. Here, let me move this chair back here.

[00:06:43] Unknown: There you go. All right, now here, stand right there.

Now, can you run through this bomb chair? Oh, A lot faster

[00:06:53] David: than I did then.

[00:06:56] Unknown: And he looks as if he’s keeping an eye on me. I am, boy. Oh, did you put that on? You’re

[00:07:00] David: in good control. No problem. Okay, so John, you landed in, uh, Colorado, and when did they announce that there was a bomb on board? I don’t know. Right after I planted it.

[00:07:16] Unknown: Did they ever find out it was you? Talk to that guy over there. Hi Dave. And tell about how you told me how to flush the tape. I love that. You’re on now, John. Go ahead.

[00:07:35] David: Camera. You’re not on here, natural. Let’s do

[00:07:40] Unknown: it. Uh, you’ve

[00:07:42] David: got a

[00:07:43] Unknown: Father Fox shadow. Talking about you. And this is their new

[00:07:49] David: addition here.

It’s the little baby in Barbara’s lap. It was unexpected. That’s what they thought it was. Bob scares the doo doo.

[00:07:58] Unknown: Mr. and Mrs.

[00:08:03] David: Roeder, uh,

[00:08:04] Unknown: Mr. and Mrs.

[00:08:06] David: Roeder, there’s something that we haven’t told you yet.

[00:08:09] Unknown: It was, uh,

[00:08:11] David: this was also unexpected. I apologize for this, too.

[00:08:14] Unknown: Say hi!

[00:08:17] David: But, uh, it’s been very difficult hiding it from you both.

And now at this time we feel like it’s necessary, uh, because we’ve got to take it home.

[00:08:29] Unknown: So

[00:08:30] David: in case you drop by, you’ll know in advance

[00:08:36] Unknown: that we’ve had a baby. Huh? He did say it. Isn’t John going to tell about having to clean the suitcase? Yeah, he’s going to go through the whole thing. Tell it to David. What are you doing?

Tell it to the world. Wait a minute, what did you just say? Isn’t that horrible? He’s uncomfortable. What is he doing? He’s uncomfortable. Go

[00:09:09] David: ahead, tell us about this. Give us a rundown on

[00:09:11] Unknown: it.

[00:09:14] David: Here, let’s not have the weapon.

Now, I was speaking to the governor the other day. That’s my mom. Now

[00:09:30] Unknown: you can watch him cry over here with his mom. Are you

[00:09:34] David: up to declare any weapons of help?

[00:09:36] Unknown: Well

[00:09:38] David: And so I was telling the girl at the counter that I had a weapon in my suitcase. And she asked if it was a gun. I said, yeah. I said, I’ve got to show you, but it’s not loaded.

She was quite worried. Asked some guy to come over and asked him what she, what she should do. He said, we’ll just have to show it to you. And I opened it up and, as you can see, her eyes got real big. His eyes got real big. And I picked it up. Did this, and I said, it’s not loaded. Everybody’s eyes got real big.

Real big. Then I just closed it. Put it back in, and I just said, make my day. He

[00:10:14] Unknown: wanted to know if he

[00:10:17] David: got the proper seating that he wanted. That’s a beautiful gun.

[00:10:23] Unknown: That is

[00:10:27] David: gorgeous.

Barbara, we’d like you to say a few words, please. That was it. And next we’ll have Jim. Jim will say a couple words. That’s it. On down the line. Andrew, say something.

[00:10:47] Unknown: Andrew,

[00:10:47] David: they’re on.

[00:10:49] Unknown: Andrew!

What’s that over there? David, you come and get in some of it. Yeah. Over there. Dave,

[00:10:59] David: get on over there. Go on.

[00:11:01] Gil: Go on.

[00:11:02] David: Get!

[00:11:03] Gil: Where’s the

[00:11:03] David: zoom?

[00:11:06] Unknown: David’s gonna tell us. Come back here by your wife and tell us a little bit about your business. Not

[00:11:15] DeLoa: your monkey business, your chiropractic business.

[00:11:42] Gil: Tell us about your new business. You know, what the country’s like and what the Tell us a little bit about it.

[00:11:48] Unknown: He just freezes in front of the camera. Is it, is

[00:11:51] Gil: it

[00:11:52] David: true that there’s four, four active volcanoes?

[00:11:59] Unknown: Four active

[00:11:59] David: volcanoes.

[00:12:09] Unknown: You know,

[00:12:11] David: the chiropractor I’m taking over from is a real outdoorsman. And he hunts bears. During the couple of months that they’re allowed to hunt bears. And, uh, Black bears, right? Black bears. While I was up there, I’d go out on some trails back in the woods. I found it really peaceful and quiet. And that worried me about the bears.

And so I asked him about it. He said, no problem. He says, the bears are really scared of you. And he told me of the time when, uh, When, uh, his dogs had treated a bear. And a well trained dog, once they’ve treated a bear, As you get up to the tree, they’ll go ahead and leave. He says, and this great big black bear started coming down.

And he was just out for fun that day. He didn’t have a gun with him. And, uh, so he starts barking.

[00:12:57] Unknown: And he

[00:12:59] David: puts the

[00:13:01] Unknown: bear right back up the tree. That’s right, we have

[00:13:07] David: to teach kids how to bark because there’s some woods behind the house and he says that during the night, the bears come down through the woods to get to an apple tree.

It’s down the road a ways. I’d cut that halfway down. And move it up the road. Can we

[00:13:22] Unknown: go look at it, Bart? Yeah. Very well. No. I can sleep. I can sleep. Oh, really? She thinks it’s lovely when I do that. What do you think, that I come down to take support? You know. Don’t you think that’s lovely? It’s lovely. It’s lovely.

It’s lovely. You’re supposed to be looking over there and then we’re laughing. And he’s got his shirt on. Now he’s comfortable.

[00:13:56] David: Why don’t you walk around in front of the camera so they can make sure we get you on film without your shirt.

[00:14:00] Unknown: Oh my God. Oh no. I wasn’t the one who had the baby. They’re my twins.

Six months along.

[00:14:19] David: Don’t anybody say anything

[00:14:20] Gil: now.

[00:14:21] David: Well, I’ll think about those two guys around their country. It’s going to be telling his friend about all the bears that he hunted and what he’d done. So his friend told him, why don’t you go out and, he says, you get one. He says, I’m going to wait here. So his friend went out and, and a bear spotted him and chased him.

So the guy came tearing back to the cabin and jerked the rope and ran in and the bear followed him in. And he told his friend, you take care of this and I’m going after another

[00:14:46] Unknown: one. And

[00:14:54] David: then there’s that bear story where we were up in Sequoia, or I guess it was Yosemite. And, uh, some bears come into camp and enjoy the open to tent flap.

[00:15:04] Unknown: During the night. During

[00:15:05] David: the night. Here’s a bear about to putz in my face. And that’s no kidding. But those bears were actually Uh, little packages of breakfast cereal we had. And, the only, the only thing, the only thing they, gotcha. The only thing they opened were the ones that were sugar coated. And what they did, they, they just stick their little claw in, make a hole about the size of a matchstick, and if it wasn’t sugar coated, they left it alone.

The sugar coated ones they opened and ate. That was pretty thoughtful of them. Yeah, it was very

[00:15:41] Unknown: nice of them. Yeah, they could have

[00:15:42] David: torn them all open. They didn’t want to ruin them. Pretty neat. Well trained bears.

[00:15:49] Unknown: Now if I had

[00:15:51] David: this

[00:15:57] Unknown: They do, they sound really harmless. Very nice. Most of them are. People

[00:16:01] David: get hurt a lot with them though. We had a teenage girl Very It was ballin and draggin I mean, my one by one, you know, last year, was it good for that? I heard about that, yeah. Dragged her a long, long ways. Those are the ones that are a little mental.

Mentally disturbed.

[00:16:18] Unknown: Yeah.

[00:16:21] David: Yeah. Those birds haven’t had to be

[00:16:25] Unknown: 12. Yeah. Hasn’t been

[00:16:33] David: a bother being 12,

[00:16:34] Unknown: huh?

Come on, honey. Jodi, are you saying something? She had to make up for the last shot. Jodi’s going to tell a joke. It’s not a joke. Whatever happens now, it’s going to be anti climactic, right? No joke.

[00:17:03] David: Jodi’s got a joke. No, this is no joke.

[00:17:06] Jody: This is no joke. The B 12 reminded me of this. I wrote a shopping list out for Jim, um, for the store, and I wrote down biz, and when he brought the bags back, um, he brought back a bottle of B 12.

And no biz.

[00:17:27] Unknown: She writes with her left hand.

Tell us what you’re doing with your life now. Just taking care

[00:17:44] David: of Randy.

[00:17:45] Unknown: She dances

[00:17:46] David: three days a week.

[00:17:48] Unknown: Oh yeah, I forgot. Gosh Gil, thank you. She dances every day. Seven days a week.

[00:17:55] David: So what’s cool about that?

[00:17:56] Unknown: Well, I hear he’s off tonight. That’s cool, just three people.

And Randy, did you tell us that you, your dad, you might move back east?

[00:18:12] Gil: Yeah, possible.

[00:18:15] Unknown: No comment.

[00:18:17] David: There is no comment at this time.

[00:18:22] Unknown: Just, uh, just,

[00:18:23] David: you know, I’m just being interviewed right now by a company. Uh, everything will go on as normal. Please keep rolling. He’s gonna run the crackers into the ocean, one at a time. I’m gonna set them all up. Tell us about your dreams. My dreams, yeah. Ron Yates hanging by the neck until dead at one of his trains.

Now that’s bad, isn’t it?

[00:18:50] Unknown: That’s horrible. I had a dream like

[00:18:53] David: that.

[00:18:55] Unknown: No, no, I didn’t have a dream like that. Get it out. He’s insane now. I had a nightmare

[00:19:00] David: like that. I had a dream. It was a good dream. I had a dream. Does that thing say recording up there in the viewfinder? Yeah.

[00:19:12] Unknown: No. It

[00:19:14] David: does? Yeah, it does. How come it’s going like this?

A 977 tractor. That’s a big one. I’ve dreamed of getting on it, pulling it towards the ocean. It probably needs a new battery in it. Pulling the power up full. Throwing it in.

Posted on

Reed 33 Gil and DeLoa Reed’s Family: Bus Rides and Family BanterReed 33

  • Gil
  • Elizabeth
  • John
  • Randy
  • Jody
  • David
  • Jim
  • Patrick
  • Terry Ridman
  • Barb
  • Unknown (several instances, not specific individuals)

[00:00:00] Gil: Weird. I’ve been riding a bus the last couple days.

This lady says, you know, she said, I sit up front because all the derelicts sit in the back. So I got up and left . The back of the bus

[00:00:33] Elizabeth: lady said that too. Mm-Hmm. .

[00:00:36] Gil: She says All the deux go to the back of the bus. So

[00:00:38] Elizabeth: you went to the Beck’s office? I got

[00:00:39] Gil: up and walked to the back of the bus. . Oh,

[00:00:44] Elizabeth: sorry.

[00:00:45] Gil: I can take a hint, right?

That’s where I’ve been riding ever since. Did she give you any change before you left? No, not yet.

[00:01:00] Elizabeth: I’d be glad to help. Bring something for anybody that wants anything. I’d say a little salt and sugar. Anybody like salt and pepper?

[00:01:17] Gil: Get up off that carpet and get out. How

[00:01:22] Unknown: did

[00:01:23] Gil: it go? The ham was real good, Mom. That was just perfect.

[00:01:32] Elizabeth: Well, I can’t take the credit for that, Dad.

[00:01:37] Unknown: Why not?

[00:01:41] Gil: That farmer, Ron, called his hammer. That’s not what it

[00:01:48] Elizabeth: is. Hmm.

Boy, we’re on with spotlights on us and everything.

[00:02:06] Gil: I got a funny feeling that camera’s rolling. Is it? Rolling?

[00:02:11] Elizabeth: Oh, no. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Is it

[00:02:15] Gil: going to happen just

[00:02:16] Elizabeth: yet? Did

[00:02:17] Unknown: I spill

[00:02:18] Gil: anything on my hand? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Now it’s starting

[00:02:24] Elizabeth: to get a temperature. Hi, camera. Hi, camera. Hi, camera. Hi, camera. Dad’s camera.

[00:02:32] Unknown: Hi, camera.

[00:02:36] Elizabeth: Hi, camera. What’s

[00:02:38] Gil: that hanging off your pinky, Dad?

[00:02:40] Elizabeth: Oh.

[00:02:43] Gil: Maybe I should go zoom in on that. Zoom in on that there, will ya?

[00:02:47] Elizabeth: And Mom. I’m gonna zoom in on it. He’s up to.

[00:02:51] Gil: He found it in his comic hamburger. Yeah. Down on the handle, Randy. Down on the handle. There. TW.

[00:03:07] Elizabeth: Yeah, I’m adjusting stuff in my face.

[00:03:09] Gil: Coming in?

Yeah. Right there? Yeah. Do I need to focus now? Should be in focus. Put it back where you were. Uh, it doesn’t appear to be in focus to me. Excuse me. I think the focus is on automatic. It says auto.

[00:03:32] Elizabeth: Well, put it to manual so you can get a better focus.

[00:03:35] Gil: Focus on the

[00:03:38] Elizabeth: ribbon.

[00:03:39] Gil: Put

[00:03:40] Elizabeth: it to

[00:03:42] Gil: manual. Focus

[00:03:44] Elizabeth: on

[00:03:45] Gil: the

[00:03:46] Elizabeth: ribbon.

[00:03:47] Gil: I guess

[00:03:49] Elizabeth: that’s

[00:03:50] Gil: it. No, it takes it out of focus. Jim,

[00:03:52] Elizabeth: are you ready for some more bread? It’s focusing

[00:03:54] Gil: on the wall back here, Bob.

[00:03:55] Elizabeth: So focus on

[00:03:59] Gil: the ribbon and just leave it that way. I have a

[00:04:03] Elizabeth: question.

This will last you a while. Show them out

[00:04:09] Gil: there. Show them. Got that on focus now, Randy? Yeah. Mom, put your hand out there with Dad’s. Okay, hold on.

[00:04:24] Elizabeth: Say Merry Christmas, child of our mother.

[00:04:27] Gil: Merry Christmas, child of our mother. Here, put your hand on top of

[00:04:31] Elizabeth: his. Here, give me that. There we go. Like a newlywed. Like a newlywed. Yeah, really. Okay, honey, got it?

[00:04:41] Gil: Yep.

[00:04:42] Elizabeth: Ready?

[00:04:44] Gil: Put it back so we can see everybody. Okay, Dad.

[00:04:47] Elizabeth: Jim, do you want some, uh, power in? No, just turn the

[00:04:50] Gil: camera that way.

No,

[00:04:51] Elizabeth: did you say? How do you think I need the

[00:04:53] Unknown: chair? He’s gonna poke me right on this plate.

[00:04:59] Elizabeth: See how I eat the whole thing. I was really hungry when I got here. That’s good for you. Most of that.

[00:05:18] Unknown: Whatever makes you happy. Do you want to

[00:05:23] Elizabeth: say hi? You know this picture’s a good one.

When John’s got a pen in his eye and he has a cell phone. Uh huh. I found it at David’s. Other days there’s none of this. You know I need a copy of it. I want to draw it. Oh, they want copies though? No. Randy won’t want copies of it. Is that the video? No, not the video. Oh, you can get a copy of the video too.

Oh, don’t we have a copy of

[00:05:52] Unknown: the video? Yeah, we’re supposed to do that. Can we

[00:05:54] Elizabeth: get a copy of the video? We don’t know what it is. I don’t know. Let’s take the pictures themselves instead. When we, when David, uh, set up the camera on the timer, we were standing up in front of it. Of a stand? We’ve never been able to find it.

David has. I wonder what he had to make. He asked me if I wanted coffee, and I said yes. And I figured you had to make it. I don’t even, I don’t even know which camera those were, but none do you. We’ll get them once I

[00:06:21] Gil: walk 454.

[00:06:23] Elizabeth: Randy, do you want some more, uh, garlic bread?

[00:06:27] Gil: No, I’m fine. Is this what you wanted?

[00:06:29] Elizabeth: I went to

[00:06:38] Gil: Calculator, so I want y’all to know

[00:06:41] Elizabeth: that.

[00:06:43] Gil: Fourteen hours of Calculator, so. Incredible. You forgot to plug it in, right?

[00:06:53] Unknown: It wasn’t our fault.

Randy, can I get you

[00:07:01] Elizabeth: another piece of ham?

Oh, Randy.

Jody, you should sit over there so you’re not just here. Yeah, Jody’s on

[00:07:16] Unknown: primetime TV.

[00:07:19] Elizabeth: You lucked out. Next time I’m sitting there. This is

[00:07:24] Gil: Jody here, in case you can’t tell.

Turn around and give them a

[00:07:30] Elizabeth: little

[00:07:32] Unknown: wave, Jody.

[00:07:36] Elizabeth: Did you take the fountain? Oh, yeah. We’re going to be crying. No,

[00:07:52] Unknown: that’s great.

[00:07:56] Elizabeth: I think we need more conversation. Been blind to watch. I Darby you guys come converse now. Let me eat. Go ahead. You guys good for a couple laughs.

[00:08:17] Unknown: That’s one. It’s two.

[00:08:20] Elizabeth: Hey,

[00:08:21] Gil: it’s two over here. Jim, you wanted to be three. Fourteen hours, huh? Jim, what a calculator.

[00:08:35] Elizabeth: Right. Hey look, Patrick. This 12 C.

[00:08:43] Gil: Way to configure. You can program it.

[00:08:48] Elizabeth: Tell us some of the jokes we heard up at the high street. Get that watch. Tell us if you’re real estate for ya.

[00:08:56] Gil: Yeah, a hundred dollar little calculator.

All sorts of games, huh? Pretty incredible.

[00:09:02] Elizabeth: I

[00:09:05] Gil: don’t know who I’ve already told this joke to, but whoever’s here will laugh anyway. Okay.

[00:09:25] Elizabeth: We were in

[00:09:25] Gil: the High Priest dinner

[00:09:27] Elizabeth: the other day, and our

[00:09:29] Gil: Student President is quite a card anyway.

[00:09:33] Elizabeth: In fact, when they put him in, they said we may all just laugh our way to the celestial heaven. I thought that was funny, because he is, he’s just a card. Okay. for your time.

[00:09:44] Gil: You’re on. You’re cleared for take off, Gail.

You’re cleared for take off. Anyway, one of the jokes he told,

[00:09:50] Elizabeth: Do you want some chocolate? In the

[00:09:53] Gil: Fiji Islands, brains are a delicacy. So, they decided that they were having a, um, high priest dinner there, and so they decided that, to have a, a real splurge. So the fellow in charge went to the meat market to check on, on brains, and he was surprised by a specific reporter.

And, uh, they had, uh, Elder Springs for 1. 95 a pound. And they had Bishop Springs for 2. 95 a pound. And they had State Presidents Springs for 5. 95 a pound. And the fellow says, How can you charge 5. 95 for State Presidents Springs? He calls you out, he says, You have no idea how many state presidents it takes to get a pound of bread.

Now, Barbara has one. Marvy, tell me the joke.

[00:11:00] Unknown: I don’t want you to tell one. Terry Ridman, please. Tell it for me. I’m talking about not to tell his wife at all.

[00:11:08] Elizabeth: This is good. They

[00:11:11] Unknown: all have

[00:11:12] Elizabeth: to know. Which one of my better jokes do you want to hear? Which one do you want me to pick up?

Yeah. Okay, go ahead,

[00:11:26] Gil: Barb.

[00:11:26] Elizabeth: This is a

[00:11:27] Gil: light bulb joke. This is

[00:11:29] Elizabeth: a puff joke. A

[00:11:30] Gil: light bulb. A

[00:11:31] Elizabeth: light

[00:11:32] Gil: bulb. A

[00:11:33] Elizabeth: light bulb.

[00:11:35] Gil: A little loud speaker.

[00:11:36] Elizabeth: How many Mormon ladies does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t know. You heard

[00:11:41] Gil: this one? No. I heard it.

[00:11:43] Elizabeth: I do.

[00:11:44] Gil: What’s about love?

[00:11:45] Elizabeth: What

[00:11:45] Gil: is it? What is it?

[00:11:47] Elizabeth: Twelve. One to screw in the bulb and eleven to make That

[00:11:52] Gil: is cute.

[00:11:52] Elizabeth: You hear about the, So close to the truth.

[00:11:58] Gil: You know, you hear about the black guy and the Polack working together in this warehouse. And the black guy says, I’m gonna, I’m gonna do something dumb. So I can collect unemployment, I’ll get fired, I can collect unemployment. Polof says, gee, okay, you know, I’m going to be working here by myself.

So the black guy gets up and hangs from the rafters, hanging upside down. The boss comes in and says, what are you doing? The black guy says, I’m a light bulb. And the guy says, you get down from here, you’re fired, you get out of here. And the Polof is following him out. And the boss says, Where do you think you’re going?

And he says, I’m not working without light.

[00:12:36] Elizabeth: Laughter.

Posted on

Gil and DeLoa Reed’s Family: A Whimsical Family Gathering

  • DeLoa
  • Marjorie
  • Daryl
  • Marcy
  • Johnny
  • Tommy
  • Elizabeth
  • David
  • Dylan
  • Noah
  • Jim
  • Jerry
  • Jody
  • Bill
  • Joel
  • Andrew
  • Ben
  • Paul Stevenson
  • Gil
  • Van

[00:00:00] DeLoa: M A G I N. You look like a witch. See that? I got M A G I N. That was Marjorie. Marjorie? I don’t know. I thought Daryl was Marjorie. Over he goes. Over he goes. Marcy? That’s a paw, Johnny. Darryl? You can’t touch me. I don’t know. I’m gonna write a letter to Tommy. Don’t sing

[00:00:38] Elizabeth: trumpet now, Tony. Wait, do pigeons eat squirrel soy?

[00:00:47] DeLoa: It’s a little bright in front of you. It’s Tommy’s low life.

You must know if there’s any more pepper. What do you think that is right there? Wash me mouth out. So we run down some. Um,

[00:01:14] David: it’s pretty, you know, here it is. So pretty. I, yeah,

[00:01:17] DeLoa: it like that needed that I’ve been, I almost didn’t it today. Oh, I’m glad you did. I.

[00:01:31] David: Show them the other one.

[00:01:32] DeLoa: Show them the other one.

Thank you for coming. Are Dylan and Noah coming down as well? He is waiting to open his present.

[00:01:50] David: That’s sick. Cars run over

[00:01:52] DeLoa: it. Look at your thumb, Jim. Look No, I didn’t. He wants to open his. He didn’t open his for you today. But he didn’t? There was no hiding it back there. Dad! Dad! Hey, Jerry, do you have that drone in your booth? Don’t, don’t, don’t! Not at me! You’re a liar! You know you love being on that thing, don’t you?

You had some faces at yourself today, you and Joel. I can’t wait until Friday. Get down, Andrew. Not that way. What did you do, babe?

[00:02:43] David: Okay. Jody and Jim, can we record this?

[00:02:46] DeLoa: Oh, is it working

[00:02:48] David: here

[00:02:52] DeLoa: on my throat?

[00:02:54] David: Andrew, get off the table

[00:02:56] DeLoa: Andrew. Start over. Get down.

Oh, you smile at him and he’ll do it a lot faster,

[00:03:04] Elizabeth: Bill.

[00:03:06] DeLoa: He does it, you know. Oh, he loves it. Look at that. Yeah. Oh. Oh, now. Oh, boy. I know what this is. You do? He’s a rabbit. He’s a rabbit. He

[00:03:29] David: won’t let me do it.

[00:03:30] DeLoa: Here, come here and show me too. What does it do? See this thing right here? It, um, Oh, the Pendulart! Oh, that’s awesome.

What does it do now? Oh, Oh, neat. Look at the cross it makes on the side. That’s beautiful. Oh, it makes the sun. Oh, that is neat. That’s great. How fun. Oh, you sure know how to down a present. That’s great. I love that. This is you. Hi, David.

This is just what I really wanted. I’ve always wanted. The thing is that it was, you know.

[00:04:30] David: Okay, darling. Tell them the gift.

[00:04:35] DeLoa: Just what you need. Go on. Come sit by me. Oh dear. How come Jimmy can’t do it? I am. Because he doesn’t want

[00:04:44] David: the camera pointing at him. Joel. Come down here next to Mom.

[00:04:48] DeLoa: Did you turn it back in there? I did. Look at you. You’re a fat mug. How did we rate this? I don’t know. I can’t. Oh. I, I. It’s

[00:05:04] David: dripping. Well. How did you guys rate this?

[00:05:08] DeLoa: Yeah, that’s what I want to know. Why do we race? Mom, your other one?

[00:05:12] David: How come they’re

[00:05:12] DeLoa: getting in? Ha ha ha, did you hear that, babe? Did you hear

[00:05:17] David: that? What’d he say? Mom, your other one. Ha

[00:05:19] DeLoa: ha ha ha. Hee hee hee hee

[00:05:23] David: hee. Oh, sorry, Jodi.

[00:05:25] Elizabeth: That’s okay. He doesn’t come. He’ll get down the street with it on their shoulder.

All right, that one deserves dual credit. It is the one you carry, Ben. Oh, wow. Wait, wait, wait. It is. It is. What is this? What

[00:05:37] DeLoa: is this? Does this mean? Just be joking. Straight. What does this mean? Tape to tape. I can record tape to tape with this? Yep. Are you kidding? What?

[00:05:46] David: I said of course.

[00:05:47] DeLoa: Come on. Come on. Oh, that is.

[00:05:53] David: At least it says you can. I hope you can.

[00:05:55] DeLoa: Well, what does it say, Kim? I guess that’s what that means. Continuous play. That means tape to tape. Oh, continuous play, tape to tape. One tape. And then the next one will play. I guess you have to record from one to the other. Oh, can’t you? Oh, it’s just tape. He knows all about that.

It’s just tape. When we went up to your place, I said they had one tape. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s like, I don’t know, it looks weird. Wait. Don’t drop it.

[00:06:26] David: Don’t drop it.

[00:06:28] DeLoa: Don’t drop it. Don’t drop it. All we need is fractions.

[00:06:43] David: Jerry? Jerry?

[00:06:52] DeLoa: You have a dirty face. Don’t be rude to my son. You have a dirty face. Have you ever washed your face? What’s he got in his hand, Gil? All Jerry’s things. He’s got your things in his hand. Uh, have you got something to give to him? Give him something instead.

It worked. What have you got, Andrew? What’s that?

You know you’ve been done, huh?

Want a bit of my drink? I’m getting really tired. No, this is tremendous. Oh, I think I’m gonna go outside the table or something. I don’t know. I don’t know. Hey! Jared, hurry! Jared! Jared! Jared! Oh, that is a neat looking little thing. Look at my tail. It’s so compact, too. Look at that. Stop!

[00:08:02] David: They couldn’t decide where to put them, so they just scattered them

[00:08:06] DeLoa: around town like that.

Hi. Gee, look at that. That’s neat. What have you got? Now this is Jerry’s stuff, okay? Where’s your toys? Come on, I’ll find your toys. Come with me. Let’s go in Mommy’s bedroom. Mommy’s bedroom. It’s just here. Let’s follow the tuner over there and look in. Okay, we’ll wait for like just a minute. There

[00:08:30] David: must be a cord some place.

[00:08:34] DeLoa: Okay, I’m fine. I’m going to find it. It must be in there. In

[00:08:38] David: the box?

I dropped it. I

[00:08:48] DeLoa: dropped it. Oh, I see. Can

[00:08:52] David: you tell me where it’s kept?

[00:08:55] DeLoa: In a tree.

No, no, it’s not over. It’s going to be like this. Yeah, I need you to start it over. Wait, so these are Huh? Where? Oh, sure. Frank! Now, we need a slide of hits? Jared! You know what? When you go away, he takes over! Okay, we’ll put this in the trash can. You’re gonna throw it. Oh, but not it. Gerard, go put this in the trash in the front row, please.

And then he can have her on his tail, too. No! Give that to Gerard, Ian. I’m sure. And then we’ll Well, where did that come from? This? This was one of the items. What about getting a jigsaw puzzle? I think that’s great for Enjoying. You can duplicate them all. Look.

She’s had her dad do something a lot of pain for her. Now all I need to know is what kind of

[00:10:30] David: cake she’s

[00:10:32] DeLoa: eating. Uh

[00:10:35] David: huh, it is, it

[00:10:38] DeLoa: does. No, you can’t, yeah, you can’t do

[00:10:41] David: it. But even if

[00:10:43] DeLoa: you can’t, it’s probably not half the time. Who’s got a knife then?

Uh, sorry? Dad! Dad! I can have it? Let’s take a little picture

[00:11:14] David: of it.

[00:11:15] DeLoa: Let me do it! Don’t you

[00:11:17] David: have the same thing? Where’d you get

[00:11:22] DeLoa: that? Oh, I was craving ice cream. Where’s

[00:11:27] David: the instruction

[00:11:28] DeLoa: book? This is the tape she got me.

[00:11:31] David: Oh, I mean, you are a music taker.

[00:11:33] DeLoa: So cute! But that’s very cute. That’s very nice. Yes it is.

You’re trying to patronize me and I like it. Your turn! I’m losing. Oh, I can’t. You just lost your tape! You know where that one was! Well, it’s in the bedroom somewhere. We have plenty of tape. What do you want, Van? Let’s see. Where’s the um, plug? Yeah, I’m gonna get you some overskates now. Right over here, Van.

Oh, great. You know what? Is there a knife or a sharp instrument anywhere? Excuse me, in here? Andrew, let’s That’s right. Um, here you go. Oh, it’s all right. I’ve got something below. Thank you. This way. Shoe shop.

That’s fine. That looks like a good

[00:12:23] David: one. Right over here. On the floor. Um, Paul Stevenson.

[00:12:34] DeLoa: I’d

[00:12:34] David: like a set playing recorder to operate. I need a set of high quality bands. Do you mind loading these on the

[00:12:41] DeLoa: head of the ride?

[00:12:43] David: I need one of those too.

[00:12:44] DeLoa: Oh, you’re not doing P. U. now, are you? What,

[00:12:50] David: Gil? How does this

[00:12:52] DeLoa: go down, Gil?

[00:12:53] David: It’s

[00:13:00] DeLoa: gonna flip down, Pa?

[00:13:01] David: Tonight.

[00:13:21] DeLoa: I’ll read this back and find out. Beeping sound. Stains good reproduction. Can’t wash your dishes. Head should be

[00:13:33] David: cleaned after 10 20 hours of use.

[00:13:37] DeLoa: Dad!

[00:13:41] David: If there is slack in the tape, remove it before inserting the targage. All right!

And lots of other tips.

[00:13:53] DeLoa: Some tips, some tips. It’s

yours. It’s Andrew’s. Put that over there for Jarosz. Put that piece over there for Jarosz. Now let’s put your portal pieces in. Take them all out. Oh, well, you know, when I curled it for a couple of weeks, it was It’s, it’s, it’s just me. Now do you know where to go? Where can you push him? You know, you push him back.

So when I’m up in here, what do I do? Go ahead and add a little force. And then, and I have a little spring. Very good! No matter what I try to do, I can’t. Good! You did that once, now. She, she’s doing that wrong, don’t! Stop pushing it up. Anyway, um, I got a little bit of uh, Why do you want one of those that doesn’t have anything on it?

Do you want to start recording? It records.

[00:15:20] David: I

[00:15:21] DeLoa: think I can go another little while. Uh, you can do it if you want to. Long term, and then, Take it just a little bit, and then leave it drawn. And you can at least lock it up. Can I put the crotch in it? Sure. That’s, that’s different though. Yeah, well, the things that are the fashions.

Um, you know, it really isn’t. Because I have to I have to get up and wash them every day if they haven’t been fashioned. Those days I can always go, you know, and I used to just wash them.